My Frozen Foods Call Me Names

Is it just me, or is this the worst name for any product -- far let alone a baked good -- ever?

Maybe, just maybe, there are people out there who have never heard the term "muffin top" as defined here. Granted, it would be someone with no access to the internet, other people or their own eyes ... but they could exist.

Problem is, my children love these things. So now we have a stash in the freezer at all times. Which means every time I open the freezer door I get suspicious the frozen foods are calling me names.

I'm going to invent a product called "You Are Tiny and Look 20 Years Old!"

Won't matter what it is, it'll be a best seller.

Who's in?